Do you think you can dance, readers? We ask not because we’re recruiting for Cat’s show, but because we’re genuinely interested. FHM can’t dance. This won’t surprise you, but what might surprise you is the revelation that we once dressed up like a member of Status Quo and danced on stage at the Sonisphere Festival. What happened next? Well, it was five minutes before Anthrax were due to play, so we got pelted with urine-filled bottles. Happy days.
And talking of happy days, do you remember the bliss-filled Saturdays when Cat used to present SMTV Live with Ant and Dec? That was back when FHM was a student and we could drink eight pints and several vodkas without becoming the victim of a tree-felling hangover.
Cat, who now lives in LA, posed for FHM a couple of times back in those days, and during one of those shoots she announced that she’d “do a full frontal for a million”. “There would need to be certain terms and conditions and it couldn’t be anything too porno,” stressed the now 34-year-old. “But I’d do it for that amount. Who wouldn’t?”
Louise Redknapp probably wouldn’t. She’s one of the judges on So You Think You Can Dance and one of Cat’s rivals in this year’s FHM 100 Sexiest Women in the World poll. Who’s hotter? You decide.